Thursday, August 11, 2011

RANDOM SLIGHT ANNOYANCES

Typically I'm a glass is half full kinda guy, but there are some things that slightly annoy me.  I'm sure you're all like, "Whoa, look at this guy...who does he think he is?  Everyone has stuff that annoys them."  Well good sir or madam, you're correct...but just so happens that I'm the one writing the blog and you're the one reading it, so...

In the words of Peter Griffith, here are a few things that "Grind my gears"
  • When you're walking on a public sidewalk in a park, there is no need for you and your three other friends to walk shoulder to shoulder.  If this terrible mistake is made, how about you at least attempt to get out of the way when someone is running towards you.  There is no reason to make a single runner get off of the path so you and your fat friends can continue walking 4-across.
  • People who suck using the self checkout in the grocery store.  This suck group can be broken down into a few categories. 
    •  Category 1:  The person who tries to check out a full cart of stuff.  Don't they see there are only three bags in the "loading area"?  You know if you take any bags off the area before you pay an alarm goes off, causing a confused look, some incoherent mumblings, and the employee to come to the aid of the distressed shopper.  All of which prolong my checking out.
    • The people who struggle to scan every item.  Really?  Have we never watched someone scan groceries before?  The machine can't read the label no matter how quickly or slowly you pass it in front of the laser.  Use the bar code...its the black and white things with lines and numbers.
 Well good readers, this is all for now in the annoyance department.

Try not to suck today.

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