WHAT A DICK

LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS

I know I haven't written in a while, but I've been a busy guy.  I've switched gigs and am now working as a landscaper/grounds-keeper.  For those of you who know me, this is the same job I had 2 summers ago.  Yup, must've like the way I kept the weeds under control so they invited me back. 

I'm super happy about this shift, I'm outside all day, have better (and more) hours, and make more money.  Bing.  Bang.  Boom. 

I'm hoping to land my big marketing job in the near future, but until then, this is perfect.

Don't forget your sunscreen.

OLD LADY VROOM

Today at work I saw 2 old (we're talking 87+) ladies riding around the store in motorized carts.  You could tell they were friends by the way they would be laughing one minute then bickering about something inconsequential the next.  I thought it was so cool that these two old ladies were out having a ball on these carts.  So, when they were riding down the isle in-front of where I was standing, I jokingly said, "You two should act like you're in bumper cars"...BAM. Next thing I know, the curly haired lady totally swerved and rammed her friend's cart into a pallet of tents.  I was shocked but both of them laughed.  The one that just got rammed said to me with a smile, "You'd better watch your toes boy, she must not be able to see me and I'm on a cart, you get too close to her and your toes don't have a chance".  Coolest old people I've seen in a long time.  I hope that when I'm that old I have a that same sense of humor. 

Good luck to anyone driving the same time as these two.

LOBSTER BACK

That's what you'd call me if you could see my back...it's red...like a lobster...get it?

CONE HEAD

In case any of my readers are curious (which they shouldn't be because I talk to both of them on a regular basis) BluDog is doing good.  I have a picture of his neat collar they gave him, but I'm too lazy to get up and walk the 4 feet to get my phone...so, consider this a cliff-hanger for tomorrow's post. 

It took him about 4 days, but he finally realized he needs to give himself more room to go through doors and chase cats...he has hit the door frame about 1,302 times since last week.

FISHIN' 2

Went out again today, caught a small bass...not worth the 2.5 hours I was out there but better than nothing.  Just enough to make me want to go out again tomorrow.  At least after tonight, I've convinced a buddy to buy a license and we'll go out next week.  What are the odds that three weeks in a row I'll get skunked?

BLUDOG

Well the boy is back.  The first day he was like a drunk on nickle shot night...couldn't move his legs and the stairs were too much for him to handle.  I'm happy to report that today he is doing good.  Although he has a cone on his head, he is trying to chase the cats and is tying to maneuver the doors at full speed.  The only problem is that the doors frames aren't forgiving.  The other bummer is that Blu wants to jump and run when he is outside...these are the exact two things the vet said he can't do...hopefully he will understand English in the next day or so...otherwise, he will have a sore neck and not understand why.