MY DOG'S LIFE

Wake up at the crack of dawn on a fluffy dog bed, whine until I am let outside, bark at absolutely nothing, come back inside to lay around, bark at a closed door, eat, lay around, half-assed chase a cat, gnaw on a toy, lay around, go outside and lay around in the sun, bark at something invisible, lay back down, eat some food, play fetch with the rattiest dog toy in the yard (to my owner's dismay...because new toys are bought nearly every week), lay around, get completely worked up because a 10-pound dog walked down the street, lay around, eat, and then finally go to sleep.

Repeat.

There you have it folks, this is the way my dog had decided to spend his days.

Livin' the hard life.