This weekend I went to a graduation party. Putting the finishing touches on my rockin' wardrobe, I pulled out a shirt out of the closet and tossed it on. During the whole buttoning process I had a shocking discovery. I had gotten fat. At first I thought it was my imagination, but once I sat down and saw the buttons straining to hold the pieces of fabric together I knew it was for real. What did I do? The only thing I did, I ate more at that graduation party than I thought humanly possible. If my buttons were going to be all jerk-like and mock me, well then I was going to put them through hell.
I can't say I'm surprised my body has betrayed me...the past week has been nothing but over-indulging and unhealthy food. But enough is enough. I'm going on a diet. I think I have caught it in time to stop this runaway train. After all, who says a runaway train can't come back?
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